Funny quotes about dating sites
Anyway, I've decided that tomorrow when the time is right, I'm gonna ask you to marry me. You've made me very happy."- "Gentlemen, I'd like you to meet your captain, Captain Oveur." - "Gentlemen, welcome aboard." - "Captain, your navigator, Mr. Dunn was over Unger and I was over Dunn." - "So, you see, both Dunn and I were under Oveur, even though I was under Dunn." - "Dunn was over Unger, and I was over Dunn." Airplane II: The Sequel (1982)"I think you're all f--ked in the head.
We're ten hours from the f--kin' fun park and you wanna bail out.
You're lookin' at her like she was your mother, for Christ's sake." The Naked Gun 2 1/2: The Smell of Fear (1991) - "Wait, but you said you only had sex with three different guys. " - "Because I never had sex with him." - "You sucked his dick! We never had sex but we fooled around." - "Oh my God!
" - "All right, shut up a second and I'll tell you! I didn't freak out like this when you told me how many girls you f--ked!
The first day seemed like a week and the second day seemed like five days. We're all gonna have so much f--kin' fun we'll need plastic surgery to remove our god-damn smiles.
Either of these would make an excellent fetish gift for the budget-conscious.
The first is the Scandal lace hood: And finally, this simple and inexpensive leather choker with heart-shaped padlock (functional lock, choker available in red or black) seems like an instant classic: The sale has about 2.5 weeks left to go, but if you want your stuff to be delivered by Valentine’s day, you’ve got less time than that.
Considering that they run a massive sale about now, what better time to place an order?
It’s become something of a late-January tradition for me to make sure my Bondage Blog readers don’t miss the Stockroom’s annual Valentine’s Day sale (ends February 14, natch) and to point out a few of my favorite deals and discounts from the sale.
Ladies, this is what happens if you listen to a celebrity who sells bogus cures that involve forcing herbal steam up your snatch. Elsewhere on Bondage Blog: In this vintage Japanese slave auction art via Kinky Delight, I like the way the curves of the auctioned captive woman’s body are displayed as she’s stretched from the taught rope for display to the bidders: Elsewhere on Bondage Blog: We hope that they are better pirates than they are gaggers: I, for one, am willing to forgive them their trespasses against the bondage arts, in exchange for their clear understanding that pretty blonde captives must be well-displayed.